Number 6

What Phoebe said: "Daddy, I like your T-shirt. Are you Number 6?"

What I should have said: "Darling, how clever you are! Yes, I am number 6!"

What I actually said: "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

(I think it's safe to say that when your four-year-old daughter reacts to your comments by slowly backing out of the room with a worried expression on her face, you have comletely and utterly Lost The Plot...)