Tooth Fairy

Emily: Daddy? Phoebe says that the tooth fairy doesn't exist and that it's you who puts the money under my pillow when I lose a tooth. She says it's not fairy money and that it's Daddy money, and that she can tell the difference. Daddy, is that true?

Me: She's just teasing you, darling. Phoebe's much too little to understand about grown-up things like the Tooth Fairy.

Emily [Relieved] That's what I thought. Thank you Daddy!