Bank

Greeks love children, and will do almost anything to accommodate them (and their parents).

Which is why I'm planning to drag the girls off to the bank with me now, hoping that their presence will get me promoted to the front of the (inevitably) very long queue.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

That was my evil genius laugh, in case anyone was wondering...

And yes, I am well aware how terribly sad it is that the full extent of my evil geniusness lies in my jumping the queue at the bank. It is sadder still that this will assuredly be the highlight of my day. And saddest of all that I feel the need to share this with you all...