Emily vs Phoebe

Emily: [After a trip to the local stables] "It wasn't too bad. The horses didn't smell as bad as Phoebe, anyway."

15-0

Phoebe: "They probably don't kick as hard either." [Launches karate kick at sister's head.]

15-15

Emily: Hums circus music in loud and provocative manner [A none too subtle reference to her oft repeated claim that Phoebe is more like a performing animal than a little sister.]

30-15

Phoebe: "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, where Emily was born..." [i.e. Emily is a monkey.]

That makes it 30-all so far...