Vomit

Phoebe: "Dad, when Emily woke up in the middle of the night and had to be sick, she was so quiet that no one even heard her.* That was very silly. When I need to be sick I always shout out 'Vomit!' in my loudest voice and everyone comes running to help me. I sometimes swear, too.**"

* This is true. The poor love felt rotten but she tiptoed around so as not to wake anyone up.
** This is also true. Strangely enough, being verbally abused by Phoebe while holding a bucket for her to throw up into is not among my most cherished memories...