Alvin & the Chipmunks

Me: "So why don't you want us to rent Alvin and the Chipmunks 2? I thought the first one was quite good."

Emily: "No, Dad, it wasn't. It's a film about annoying little creatures with big cheeks who sing in squeaky high-pitched voices."

Me: "And?"

Emily: "I share a bedroom with Phoebe, Dad. I get enough of that all day long without having to watch a DVD of it as well."