A few weeks ago

we were having lunch in a taverna on Tinos. We were just being brought the first of our dishes when Phoebe addressed the waiter: "My Daddy says that there are places where men can marry men and women can marry women!" She continued: "I want to marry my friend Maria when I grow up."

Pretty sure that same-sex marriage is frowned on in these parts, I began calculating how much time we had before a mob of locals arrived wielding pitchforks and flaming torches...