Hair

"Daddy, when you go swimming, it looks as if you have no hair on the top of your head."

Thank you Emily. Now tell me something I don't know.

"It doesn't matter though. You can sort of put it like this," (she scoops up my hair at the front into a sort of teetering bouffant quiff arrangement) "and grow it longer at the back."

Good lord, the child wants me to have a mullet. Whatever next? A bubble perm?