Eat your heart out, Beijing!

The Phoebolympics took place yesterday. There was running! There was cycling! There was the discus! There was the Olympic hymn! There was an Olympic flame!* There were medals! There were olive wreaths! There was the raising of the Greek flag! There was a clown! Jacques Rogges pronounced them "the best games ever"!

And there were, of course, photographs...

* Hastily doused after the wind picked up.