Snowman

"Dad, do we have any carrots?"

"I don't think so, darling. Why?"

"Phoebe and I are making a snowman and we want one for his nose. Do you think a tomato would work?"

I must confess that I laughed so much at this question that I caused myself actual physical pain. After I had recovered I managed to convince the intrepid snowman builders that "Project Tomato" might prove somewhat squishy. Eventually a small orange was used. Which kept falling out. He also has arms made of drinking straws (if you look hard enough).