At the breakfast table this morning

Phoebe was trying to put me in my place by giving me a Paddington Bear Hard Stare. I don't know what I'd done wrong exactly, but it was clear from her expression that she was not in a Happy Place. The problem was that the PBHS was effected with widened eyes and a raised eyebrow which produced an uncanny resemblance to the astonomer Patrick Moore. I couldn't stop laughing, which of course enraged her even more...