You Pesky Kids!!!

Emily comes to me with a complaint.

"Dad, it's not fair! We were playing out on the balcony and Phoebe said 'Let's play Scooby Doo,' and I said 'How do we play?' and Phoebe said 'I'm Scooby Doo and you're the monster,' and then she ran inside and locked the door so I was trapped on the balcony and then she starting shouting 'I win, I win' and I couldn't get in and I'm VERY CROSS."

I agree with Emily that it was not very nice of Phoebe to lock her out on the balcony, but not for the first time I marvel at what a cunning little creature she is becoming...