Note to Phoebe. Since you get annoyed when your classmates call you a swot, how about NOT being the first to put up your hand when your religion teacher asks who wants to do a project on Greek Orthodox missionaries in Africa and then NOT delivering the project as a PowerPoint presentation...

It's Emily's birthday! (Uh oh, teenager in the house.) She is thinking of using some of the money she's got to buy a pair of Ray-Bans. Her mother is so proud...